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Crypto Talkies December 26th 2025

Ethereum’s to-do list for 2026 just got very real. Core developers have mapped out two big upgrades, Glamsterdam in mid‑2026 and Heze‑Bogota in late‑2026, aimed squarely at Ethereum’s long-standing pain points: speed, cost, and censorship resistance. The plan is to introduce more parallel processing so the network can handle more activity at once, raise gas limits up to 200 million, and optimize how fees are handled. On top of that, Ethereum will move to ePBS, a design that separates proposers and builders to make the network more resistant to censorship and MEV abuse. Just as important: these changes will roll out on a predictable twice‑yearly schedule, which is a relief for builders who are tired of guessing when the next big upgrade might hit. For anyone holding or building around Ethereum (ETH), 2026 is shaping up to be a year of scale, speed, and a cleaner user experience. While Ethereum is looking ahead, Uniswap is busy rewriting its present. The UNIfication proposal just passed...

Crypto Talkies December 25th 2025

If you were hoping for a quiet evening in crypto, today had other plans. From record-breaking dealmaking to a brand-new national stablecoin and growing regulatory muscle, the space is reshuffling in real time – even as Bitcoin (BTC) looks increasingly tired at the top. Let’s start with the big money. Crypto mergers and acquisitions have quietly turned 2025 into a blockbuster year. Deal activity has hit a record 8.6 billion dollars, roughly four times last year’s tally. Coinbase, Ripple, and Kraken are leading the charge, scooping up infrastructure, compliance, and niche platforms while prices across many digital assets have actually cooled. A big part of the backdrop is policy: the Trump-era shift toward more explicitly pro-crypto regulation, including moves like the GENIUS Act, has given larger players confidence to expand and consolidate. The result is a crypto industry that is starting to look less like a wild frontier and more like a set of heavyweight platforms building moats, ev...

Crypto Talkies December 24th 2025

Another day, another round of crypto drama, regulation, and quiet accumulation behind the scenes. As the sun sets on today’s market, here’s what actually moved the needle while prices mostly pretended to be asleep. Let’s start with the headline you don’t want to ignore: the SEC just charged a cluster of fake crypto trading platforms and AI-branded “investment clubs” for running a $14 million scam that lived almost entirely on social media. The playbook was familiar – slick branding, screenshots of “guaranteed” gains, AI buzzwords, and group chats promising easy returns. Retail investors got drained instead. The crackdown is a reminder that regulators are now watching the intersection of crypto, AI, and social media much more closely, and that the risk isn’t just market volatility – it’s outright fraud. For anyone dabbling in new platforms, the lesson is boring but timeless: if it sounds too good to be true, it probably is. While the U.S. leans on enforcement, Europe is doubling down ...

Crypto Talkies December 23rd 2025

Crypto markets are limping into the evening, but the headlines are anything but quiet. Bitcoin (BTC) spent the day under pressure, with broader crypto sliding as bearish sentiment, tax‑loss selling, and options expiry all piled on at once. After briefly reclaiming a $3 trillion total market cap earlier this year, digital assets are now looking tired rather than inspired. Treasury-focused crypto firms, already some of the worst performers of the year, took another leg down as investors rushed to clean up their books before year‑end. Yet amid the red, a handful of big names are quietly doubling down on the long game. Michael Saylor’s Strategy Inc. has effectively shifted into “reload” mode. The company has paused new Bitcoin purchases after raising nearly $748 million through stock sales, swelling its dollar war chest to $2.19 billion while sitting on 671,268 BTC. That timing is notable: just as the U.S. presidential agenda begins flirting with the idea of Bitcoin as part of national ...

Crypto Talkies December 22nd 2025

Tonight’s crypto tape reads like a mashup of “institutions are finally getting serious,” “code is still eating finance,” and “please stop downloading sketchy game mods.” Let’s start with the battle for truth online. Ethereum’s Vitalik Buterin (ETH) is doubling down on a very on‑brand belief: if you want real answers on controversial topics, follow the money, not the memes. He argues prediction markets, where people put actual capital behind what they think will happen, are far better truth‑seeking tools than social media hot takes or even traditional markets. Yes, platforms like Polymarket are still wrestling with regulations and ethics, but Vitalik’s point is simple: when being wrong costs you, misinformation gets expensive and signals become clearer. That idea ties neatly into Coinbase’s latest move. The exchange is acquiring The Clearing Company, a regulated prediction‑market platform, as part of its “Everything Exchange” strategy. Instead of just trading spot crypto, Coinbase wan...

Crypto Talkies December 19th 2025

Regulators, quantum fears, and a little bomb scare: it was a busy day in cryptoland. Let’s start in Washington, where the U.S. Senate just handed the industry a potentially big win. Lawmakers confirmed Michael Selig to lead the CFTC and Travis Hill to head the FDIC. Both have reputations for taking digital assets seriously rather than trying to wish them away. That doesn’t mean “number go up” by default, but it does suggest the next few years of derivatives and banking oversight could be more rules-of-the-road and less “regulation by press release.” For builders and big institutions, clarity is half the battle. While D.C. nudged toward a more crypto-aware future, Bitcoin (BTC) spent the day wrestling with a more sci‑fi concern: quantum computing. A growing camp of analysts and fund managers is sounding the alarm, arguing that quantum‑resistant upgrades need to move from whitepapers to production before mid‑2030s breakthroughs arrive. Others, like Adam Back, say the panic is overblown...

Crypto Talkies December 19th 2025

Regulators, quantum fears, and a little bomb scare: it was a busy day in cryptoland. Let’s start in Washington, where the U.S. Senate just handed the industry a potentially big win. Lawmakers confirmed Michael Selig to lead the CFTC and Travis Hill to head the FDIC. Both have reputations for taking digital assets seriously rather than trying to wish them away. That doesn’t mean “number go up” by default, but it does suggest the next few years of derivatives and banking oversight could be more rules-of-the-road and less “regulation by press release.” For builders and big institutions, clarity is half the battle. While D.C. nudged toward a more crypto-aware future, Bitcoin (BTC) spent the day wrestling with a more sci‑fi concern: quantum computing. A growing camp of analysts and fund managers is sounding the alarm, arguing that quantum‑resistant upgrades need to move from whitepapers to production before mid‑2030s breakthroughs arrive. Others, like Adam Back, say the panic is overblown...